More Carla

Fabulous article on Carla Bruni in September’s Vanity Fair. I swear I was just about to write them and beg them to do a story on her. My Parisian friend Jacky (total leftist and Sarko-hater) is disgusted by whole affair, but I’m totally fixated. Can’t help thinking our lives are on some kind of crazy parallel. When she was dating Mick Jagger, I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for a prom date. When I was doing crummy showrooms in Paris, she was a supermodel. She’s partial to Saint Laurent-- I’m heavily into Tarzhay. She lives in the Elysee Palace—I live in the dirt palace. She’s married to a tiny tyrant…Well, maybe not.